Spray-on Flavor
USA Today profiles spray-on flavors, offering a look at some of the 150 squirtable food additives you might find at your local store.
The pump bottles are aimed primarily at dieters who want to add flavor without calories (because herbs and spices are hard to find?), but you’ll soon see candy-flavored sprays to make veggies more appealing, and even organic Pam, the archetypal cooking spray.
Anyone who’s read Fast Food Nation knows that most of the flavor in processed food comes from potent chemical flavorings that the producers add back in, so perhaps this spray-on trend isn’t all that surprising. Why not have broccoli that tastes like Sweet Tarts? Woe betide the pampered kid who then tries to eat broccoli anywhere else. Maybe s/he can carry a little spray pump to flavor the food, sort of the way some gourmets tote their own salt into restaurants.
I personally find these appalling, but isn’t this just the modern form of cooking greens in bacon grease?




It boggles my mind that, at the same instant in time when so many of us are rediscovering real, honest, true foods without additives or unnecessary tweaks, the Food Industry is diverging into fantasyland with frankenflavors and mouth-foolers and utter fabrication.
Like there’s been this massive bifurcation in the evolution of eating, and I fall on the back-to-the-caveman side. I’m tapping on the window that divides me from the bozos in the cage on the other side: “Yoo-hoo! It doesn’t have to be like that!” And they’re throwing SweeTart-sprayed banana peels at me.
Excuse me, I’ve got to go shell some peas now for lunch. I might flavor them with butter.